a gypsy cab driver gave me the following advice in nyc this weekend (as i looked out the rolled down window at union square): "you shave nice, put some good clothes, turn on your charm, you'll definitely get the pussy."
then he pointed out the window at "all those fucking hot chicks, man. they're all over this town."
when i told him there were tons of good looking dudes too, he said "FUCK GOOD LOOKING DUDES MAN! i don't understand all the gays man . . . I NEED A NICE PAIR OF TITS!"
then he pointed out the window at "all those fucking hot chicks, man. they're all over this town."
when i told him there were tons of good looking dudes too, he said "FUCK GOOD LOOKING DUDES MAN! i don't understand all the gays man . . . I NEED A NICE PAIR OF TITS!"
man, you have the best luck with badass cabbies. you've been a busy posting bee i see. i need to get to work. first i'm gonna watch Chopper, tho
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