i saw some dope carnage in my parking garage last night (around 7:30pm on father's day). as i pulled in, i had to stop because there was this full size, four door toyota tundra trying to back into a parking spot. it was being driven by a 50 something dude with a mustache that looked like he had been helping his 23 year old daughter move all day. because his truck was so big, and because he was sitting perpendicular to traffic, i had to stop and wait on him to get situated. also because his truck was so long, he was doing the austin powers golf cart thing, where he would go forward about 2 inches, turn, reverse, repeat, and he kind of got stuck.
his wife was standing outside the truck trying to help "direct" him. she was also on her cell phone. as he got closer to finally squeezing into the parking space, his wife started flailing her arms and shrieking for him to stop. from where i was, it looked like he was doing fine, so i'm thinking she was being overly cautious. anyway, as they haggled over whether he could fit his truck in the spot behind him (and while both were looking to the back of the truck), some stupid bitch in a jeep liberty that had been parked directly in front of the truck this whole time (and who had been sitting there the whole time) fired up her car and slammed it into reverse. she didn't even tap the brakes before ramming the front of the truck, which at the time was parked about 4 feet behind her. this prompted the mom to throw both hands in the air and storm off in exasperation. the dude, now more pissed off than ever, was laying on the horn. the jeep timidly pulled back into its spot and sat there. eventually, the dude got so pissed he peeled out and left the garage entirely. given that he didn't start yelling at the girl in the jeep, and considering that she had been sitting there the whole time, i can only surmise that it was his daughter that hit him. (the fact that he was parked in her spot later that night further confirms this).
happy father's day. thanks for helping me move.
his wife was standing outside the truck trying to help "direct" him. she was also on her cell phone. as he got closer to finally squeezing into the parking space, his wife started flailing her arms and shrieking for him to stop. from where i was, it looked like he was doing fine, so i'm thinking she was being overly cautious. anyway, as they haggled over whether he could fit his truck in the spot behind him (and while both were looking to the back of the truck), some stupid bitch in a jeep liberty that had been parked directly in front of the truck this whole time (and who had been sitting there the whole time) fired up her car and slammed it into reverse. she didn't even tap the brakes before ramming the front of the truck, which at the time was parked about 4 feet behind her. this prompted the mom to throw both hands in the air and storm off in exasperation. the dude, now more pissed off than ever, was laying on the horn. the jeep timidly pulled back into its spot and sat there. eventually, the dude got so pissed he peeled out and left the garage entirely. given that he didn't start yelling at the girl in the jeep, and considering that she had been sitting there the whole time, i can only surmise that it was his daughter that hit him. (the fact that he was parked in her spot later that night further confirms this).
happy father's day. thanks for helping me move.
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